Dead Girl Bun

24JUN(SUN)

Singapore - Narita

0000HRS: 继续翻来复去。
0200HRS: 接到男朋友的电话。冲凉，准备出门。
0300HRS: 坐上可怜的男朋友的车，往机场出发。
0330HRS: 抵达CHANGI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT TERMINAL1。

与珊吟会合。同事买了durian sandwich托我们带给日本的同事， (Satoshi San)。为了帮durian sandwich偷渡到日本，我们绞尽脑汁。结果，把两个durian sandwich留给珊吟家人做早餐。另外的两个，勉强的挤进我的行李。然后做贼心虚的check-in。在check-in counter被 security问了一堆很没有建设性的问题。

Security: Where are you heading to?
ME: Tokyo.(拜托，只有一班航班飞Portland，中途会停东京。不是飞美国，就是东京啦。)
Security: Are you aware that you are not allowed to bring liquids exceeding 100ml per bottle in your carry-on luggage?
ME: Yes. (想不到几乎每天都会跟乘客说的话，今天会被反问。)
Security: Did you pack your own bag?
ME: Yes. (不然咧?衣服自己长脚走进袋里吗?)
Security: From the time you pack your bag till now did anyone open your bag? Did you received anything from anyone?
ME: No.(有都会讲没有啦。难道说我企图把durian sandwich走私到日本?)

Conclusion: 他在用肺讲话。我缺乏睡眠。

Check-in 过后，到了Burger King，等到4点才有买早餐。
0500HRS: Clear the customs using my biometrics, that is my stupid index finger...
0530HRS: GATE OPEN FOR BOARDING

别人: 找座位，坐下。等起飞。
我们: 在机舱内，遇到笨蛋。唉。
我们的座位: 21FG/22FG (ECONOMY)
不知道这位仁兄是否第一次搭飞机，他把21C当作21G。Bo Bian... As employees, we cannot argue with paying passengers. 所以我们将错就错，乱乱坐。谁知。。。有来了一位ANG MOH，他一脸纳闷，因为我坐了他的位子。But he's a very nice and understanding man. 结果，我居然可以跟他聊起来。(anyway, he is going to hawaii)

END OF STORY? NOPE! 我们在飞机上遇到GM。说了一下客套话。

END OF STORY? NO AGAIN! 空姐告诉我们，我们可以UPGRADE，但是座位是分散的。劳师动众的把东西搬走，留下一脸纳闷，原本和我聊的很开心的ANG MOH。临走前，还搞笑的说。。DONT GO。。。

END OF STORY? NO NO。去到Business class，我坐在一个日本男人旁边，那位兄台，只能说，脸是臭到。。。屁股还没坐热，空少主动帮我换位，安排我和朋友坐一块儿。那位空少。是帅的lor。长得相 SUPERMAN，只是他把刘海吹得跟山一样高，呃，有一点土。就这样，平常人的 procedure，找座位，坐下。等起飞。我们却多了那么多的插曲。。。

0630HRS: 起飞。
0700HRS: 早餐。很好吃。

Choice of menu: Omelette or Noodle. 我选了Omelette。是那位很帅的空少serve的。谁知道，吃个早餐也可以出洋相。
Steward: Would you like Omelette or Noodle?
ME: Omelette please.
Steward: Sure. Could you bring up your table?
ME: 他转身拿餐点，我拼命找他所谓的table。In economy class, its just in front of you.But in Business class, its by the side of the seat, which, i cant seem to figure out how to take that damn thing out.结果，我跟朋友相刘姥姥进大观院。Eventually, he gave up and help me with it. 早餐，很好吃，但吃得我怪别扭的。I can only say, i cannot act sophisticated.

Rest of the flight: 睡觉，玩GAME，上厕所，看帅哥。

1530HRS: Touch Down, took the Keisei Narita Line (train) to Narita. But,买错票。我买了往东京的票。可是我却是要去成田(一个要1000日币，另一个只要250日币)。糊里糊涂到了月台。幸好发现的早，退得了票，不然会被骂死。